Inspiring Marriage Quotes!
If you are looking for some inspiration to get married, you have come to the right place! Just browse through these inspiring marriage quotes…
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met”
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Thursdays, I go Fridays”
“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to”
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means, you are in the wrong house. That’s what it means”
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife”
“Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman”
“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops”
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her, or she’ll take it anyway”
“There are three sides to every argument after marriage – Your side, my side and the right side”
“Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can’t blame on the Government”
“Marriage is like a golden cage. People outside it want to get in, people within it want to get out”
😀 😛 😀
Destination Infinity
References:
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_marriage.html
http://www.abundance-and-happiness.com/funny-marriage-quotes.html
http://www.coolnsmart.com/funny_marriage_quotes/
You’re welcome to add some more to this list in the comments section 😉
Ha ha ha… and so are YOU looking for inspiration yourself?? 😀 😉
I guess I have enough inspiration already 😉
Destination Infinity
Spot on ! 😆 😆
hmmmmmm…….. 🙂
Destination Infinity
HaHa ha! Superb compilation DI! Enjoyed every bit of it! There’s a sitcom called “Rules of Engagement” – which is awfully a wonderful series that talks about marriage/engagement/relationships! You can see the videos in youtube when you have time! It’s similar to making these kind of cheeky comments 🙂
And ha! Now I realize why S holds my hand all the time 🙁
I will see it, when my bandwidth plan is upgraded. Currently, I am restricted to 5 GB!
Destination Infinity
Each and every quote made me laugh and my husband also joined! We laughed together! We are married for 37 years!
Hope you write your experience, after marriage experience, in your auto biography!
Everything will come in my autobiography. No doubt 🙂 I also read somewhere that if you are able to keep the humour after years of marriage, then its a good sign of a successful marriage. No wonder your’s is!
Destination Infinity
Thank you, D.I.! If I show this to my husband, he might roll his eyes, laughingly!
Haaaa ! True ,true ! This is what I needed the most right now , a hearty laugh . Thanks DI .
😆 – This emoticon might help you 🙂
Destination Infinity
That was funny. I have been married 30 years and my husband still holds the car door open for me!! Old car and old wife.
Old car, old wife but same fear? 😉
Destination Infinity
Oh God! Radha’s husband is going to come after you, D.I.!
Mr. Radha’s Husband: That above statement was made in the lighter vein – only for fun 🙂
Destination Infinity
“behind every successful man there is a woman and behind every UNsuccessful man, there are two!!” 😛 😛
Aisa hota hai kya? I am wondering what three might do to a man? :O
Destination Infinity
😆 😆 don’t tell me you want to find out yourself! Else just one woman of yours will hang u 😛 😛
🙂
funny !
i must share this with my wife 😛
rahul
Are you serious? 😛
Destination Infinity
The Prophet on Marriage
by Khalil Gibran
Then Almitra spoke again and said…
“And what of Marriage, master?”
And he answered saying:
You were born together,
and together you shall be forevermore.
You shall be together when the white wings
of death scatter your days.
Aye, you shall be together even in the
silent memory of God.
But let there be spaces in your togetherness,
And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.
Love one another, but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea between
the shores of your souls.
Fill each other’s cup but drink not from one cup.
Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf.
Sing and dance together and be joyous,
but let each of you be alone,
Even as the strings of a lute are alone
though they quiver with the same music.
Give your hearts, but not into each other’s keeping.
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
And stand together, yet not too near together.
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress
grow not in each other’s shadow.
🙂 my favorite quote/poem on marriage
hahahah true true :)))
LOL! 🙂 Really sweet ones!
I like the following quote the best-
“There are three sides to every argument after marriage – Your side, my side and the right side”
That’s so hilarious this inspirational and funny marriage quotes! I like your candid and humorous writing style. It would be great to visit India some time in the future! I’ll be sure to get advice here for travels before heading in your neck of the woods. Thanks for sharing, and very insightful posts you have here! 😀