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Some Interesting Spam Messages that I got in my blog!

Akismet, the WordPress plugin for preventing spam messages (comments) usually does a good job of identifying and eliminating spam messages in our blog posts. But recently, I was curious to see what kind of spam messages people send ( mostly through automated software programs). So, I have compiled a small list of interesting spam messages I found, with my reply to them below. Enjoy 🙂

“Nice piece of facts that you’ve got in this website. I’ll occur back”

You will ‘occur’ back??? 😀

“Well I wish to let you know about a new underground tactic that makes me personally $900 each day on 100% auto-pilot”

Well, you must be both lucky and generous 🙂

Must admit that you are one of the best bloggers I ever saw!

That’s the way to spam… I like it….

Did you ever think about just how to make portraits physically fit inside a heart locket?

That’s a thought provoking spam! Now you got me thinking….

Click – Bullet Proof Walls.

Bullet Proof Walls? 😀

You need to check the spellings on quite a few of your posts – several of them are rife with spelling mistakes.

You expect me to approve this comment? 🙂

I haven’t spoken to you in chat for a while, but don’t tell anyone – I found this website which….

I think we have never spoken in chat, and don’t worry, Ill tell no one 🙂

What’s a captcha code?

You ought to ask that in Google or some forum, mate!

Simplicity is a medium between too little and too much.

Not a bad quotation!

Blogroll links ain’t that good 😛 I am not the admin… Just telling…. 🙂

Hmmm…. I don’t have a blogroll!

Destination Infinity

15 Comments

    • Rajesh K

      When I went to delete the spam, the spam count was 999! Some determined bunch of spammers, that! Wonder who clicks on their links and why they keep spamming…

      Destination Infinity

  • saritha

    Ha ha ha i too got the first spam comment every often.Sometimes i get about some pills ads….

    Nice idea let me too write all the spam comments i got and will make a post of it,u don’t mind lifting the idea from here 😀 😀

    • Rajesh K

      There is one quote – “A creative genius knows how to hide his sources” . But the quote is totally unrelated to this comment 😉

      Destination Infinity

    • Rajesh K

      Absolutely, many spam comments are like that… I always wonder about their ‘strategy’. I have even got mails advertising free spamming software that will submit free comments on multiple blogs! Heights…

      Destination Infinity

    • Rajesh K

      The spam are caught in the spam folder, and generally I delete them without looking! But this once, I wanted to see what people are spamming about!

      Destination Infinity

  • Nita

    At times one gets spam messages which are actually long and on the face of it seem normal. Here’s one I got on my wide angle blog:

    “Hey fellow writer! I just wanted to drop you a quick note letting you know that I browsed through your site. I noticed you have not published a new post in a while. Perhaps I can offer you the motivation of a committed viewer.
    Anyhow, I hope you signed up as a article writer via the link in my earlier message and are making so””me extra money. I want to share another technique with you. I use a site that is actually bringing us nearly one thousand dollars every 7 days. That is in addition to my writing hobby. Here is the website link, in case you are interested.

    How I Make $ 1000 A Week (link)

    -J Williams “

  • Avinash

    Now a days regularly I am receiving a mail ” being won a lottery of astonishing ammount “. How do I confirm its not a spam or csam ? & if at all whoom to report or irradicate ?

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