Humour

How to irritate your friend using a cell phone?

1. You call your friend. After he/she picks up the phone,

You: Why did you pick up the phone?

Friend: What? You called me, didn’t you?

You: Yeah, I called you to listen to the caller tune song. Because you picked up the phone, the song is now cut.

Friend: !!!!!

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2. Your friend calls you. You pick up the call.

You: Please check the Number you have dialed. Neengal dial seitha numberai thayavu seidhu sari parkkavum…

Friend: !!!!!

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3. You send an SMS to your friend. Next day, your friend calls you.

Friend: Why did you send me an empty SMS yesterday?

You: That was a Missed SMS, like a Missed Call.

Friend: !!!!!

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4. You call your friend. Your friend answers the call…

You: Sorry, wrong number.

Friend:!!!!!

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5. You call your friend from a PCO. Your friend answers the call…

You: We are calling from your cell phone company. We have imposed a restriction of 100 missed calls per month for your account, as we have noticed an abnormally high number of missed calls originating from your number with no one picking up the call or calling you back.

Friend: !!!!!

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Bonus: How to irritate your best friend using a cell phone?

You call your best friend on his/her birthday. Your best friend picks up the phone.

You: I got a missed call from this number recently, and I have been getting some spam SMS as well. Can you tell me who is this?

Best friend: !!!!!

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26 Comments

  • Susan Deborah

    Now I am royally irritated by this mokkai post. You will ask me why I chose to read it but then I was curious and I got the reward for my curiosity.

    When we think that we are already wasting too much time on phones, you write this one. When we have no much time to attend the calls, why would we waste time irritating someone with our phone.

    Okay, okay, I will stop.

    Joy always,
    Susan

  • Bikram

    You are all sitting in a pub and send some messages to , someone from the phone of a person who has gone to the loo. Just imagine the reaction of this guy, the hell he is in, if you send a txt to the wife or girl friend of the person who left the phone

    β€œDont worry it’s ok, she will never find out X X X X” (XX is for kiss kiss )

    oooh he is gonna have fun when he reaches home or meets her…

    πŸ™‚ I got a long list he he he

  • Rajani

    I wonder how you came up with this list πŸ™‚ ……. how many missed calls did u give for ‘research’ for your blog?? πŸ™‚

    It was a fun post…. πŸ™‚

    • Rajesh K

      Actually, some of the above happened to me at various stages of my friendships! πŸ™‚

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      • Ashwathy

        Yeah that seems pretty evident πŸ˜›
        But I wouldn’t have had the patience to research so much into this topic!! πŸ™„ I will get irritated myself πŸ˜€

        • Rajesh K

          I didn’t have to spend much time really – I mean, with the kind of friends I had, research is just not required!

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    • Rajesh K

      You will use these tips to irritate your friends? OMG! This post seems to be an inspiration….

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    • Rajesh K

      Well, others did a few of them to me. Missed SMS was borrowed from some movie dialogue, I guess.

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    • Rajesh K

      No, I didn’t do these – some of them happened to me and others were taken from a few movie scenes (I think).

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    • Rajesh K

      Blank SMS idea i got it from some movie… But some others, I faced. Yes, I remember the names of the friends!

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    • Rajesh K

      You could try sending the link of this post to a lot of your friends, if you want to check how good they are πŸ˜‰

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  • Sakhi

    Liked this one the best! πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

    “You send an SMS to your friend. Next day, your friend calls you.

    Friend: Why did you send me an empty SMS yesterday?

    You: That was a Missed SMS, like a Missed Call.

    Friend: !!!!!”